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嗯…做少少野就可以有 US$30,000,000.00 X 20% =US$6,000,000…都幾好喎。

Goodday friend,

I am Mr. Li Kim Chun , Bank Manager of a reputable Bank in China. I
have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.

On November 6, 1999, a British Oil consultant/contractor with the
Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation, Made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for
twelve calendar months, valued at US$30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million
Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply.After a month, we sent a reminder
and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Chinese Solid
Minerals Corporation that he died from an automobile accident. On
further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and
all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that he did not
declare a ny kin or relations in all his official documents, including
his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum o f US$30,000,000.00 is
still sitti ng in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with
the principal sum at the end of each year.No one will ever come forward
to claim it. According to Laws of Republic of China, at the expiration
of 6 (six) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Chinese
Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to
stand in as the next of kin to the man so that the fruits of this old
man’s labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government
officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full
names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary
documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin.

We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and tarization
of the WILL and to ob tain the necessary documents and letter of
probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any
part of the world tha t you will provide will then faci litate the
transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money
will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 80% for me
and 20% for you.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will
be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager
guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested,
please reply immediately via the private email address above.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and
relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please
send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy
communication.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require
yo ur assistance to invest my share in your country.

I Await your response.

Thanks and regards.

Mr Li Kim Chun.

隨心隨意 2005年09月28日

搞乜呀~??成篇文唔見左??

隨心隨意

近排看了一個樓盤廣告,想了很久也不知道它正式位置在那,當知道後不禁說出一個字: 『X』 !

也不明白現在的廣告是怎麼了,尤其是樓盤廣告。在油麻地果欄旁的叫『新一代豪宅』、在西灣河水警基地旁,樓下是巴士總站的叫『港島東代表作』、棟樓中間有個窿的叫『凱旋門』、在荃灣工業區旁,只能作服務式住宅的叫『6星級酒店豪宅』、上環舊樓區重建的又叫『乜乜華庭』…再多再多也數不了。問香港人住那裡:『我住君臨天下…』嘩 !『我住皇府山…』厲害 !『我住乜乜豪庭、豪園、華庭…』(可能只是四五百呎的「斗室」…)

今次要『X』的廣告更不知所謂,看廣告在想…怎可能在尖沙咀地鐵站與金鐘地鐵站中間呢?怎樣的市區優勢呢?嗯…如果照廣告所講的,那新樓一定是建在會展中心對出的海中心或在添馬艦了,原來…此新樓是在將軍澳調景嶺地鐵站上蓋,真是去尖沙咀與金鐘都一樣…轉一次車、十幾個站、半個鐘頭以上,真是市區優勢從未如此…不知所謂了。

而『X』是甚麼字?自己想想吧…

隨心隨意 2005年09月21日


怎樣才叫Enjoy?筆者的Enjoy…

 

  • 可以是在家甚麼也不做,睡飽吃、吃飽睡;
  • 可以是一個人到街上用比平常慢四拍的速度閒逛;
  • 可以是一個人到Coffee Shop坐上數小時看筆者喜愛的書籍;
  • 可以是與朋友在Coffee Shop酒吧樓上Cafe坐上數小時談天說地;
  • 可以是在泰國布吉的海邊渡假酒店呆上一天;
  • 可以是在台北街頭見甚麼吃甚麼。

但…

  • 不會是到迪士尼樂園用一整天用來排隊;
  • 不會是參加旅行團到外地日日朝七晚十一地活動;
  • 不會是自由行到外地前詳細計劃如何用盡每一日;
  • 不會是週未到旺角銅鑼灣人迫人;
  • 不會是在星期五或任何節日到蘭桂芳Pat貼Pat;
  • 不會是在週末到深圳,擔驚受怕銀包被盜。

你呢?

這不是甚麼接力貼,但如果你看到後認真想一想自己的Enjoy是甚麼,也想分享一下的話,可引用此篇文章,待筆者也看一下

enjoy


1. 欣賞;享受;喜愛[+v-ing]
2. 【書】享有(利益,權利,聲譽等)

3. 使過得快活;使得到樂趣[+oneself]           From : Yahoo! 字典

隨心隨意 2005年09月20日

發覺今天自己患了重病,不知怎樣可醫

症狀:

  1. 不想工作
  2. 檯頭已放滿文件,都不想工作
  3. 十幾封E-mail塞滿郵箱,都不想工作
  4. In Tray放滿文件,也不想工作

有人話,這叫『假期後症候群』有沒有人知怎樣可醫?

隨心隨意 2005年09月15日

當地舖舖租不斷上升,樓上舖就越開越多。從當初的潮流樓上衫舖,到樓上私竇、樓上Cafe、樓上貓狗Cafe、樓上精品店、樓上私房菜、樓上易手CD/DVD等等…不過今日筆者想講講樓上酒吧。

上個星期五,筆者友人生日,Call齊人一起飲野慶祝,筆者因事忙要晚一點到,地點是銅鑼灣。到筆者打電話給朋友K,電話中聽到:到某某大廈廿二樓啦 !當然筆者也不是深山野人,也有聽說過樓上酒吧成行成市,不過今次還是第一次去,覺得也滿新鮮的。到達目的地大廈,有三數人一起等電梯,大家的目的樓層都不同,總之大約見到三四層不同層數的單位也是酒吧…大概全棟大廈不是全部也有八九成樓層是酒吧吧,現在銅鑼灣已知的也應該有三數棟這樣的酒吧大廈了。

出電梯,推門,筆者想酒吧面積應該不到七、八百呎吧,總之就是不大,筆者與朋友加起來廿數人已將酒吧一半角落迫爆,盡興了一個晚上,有View有靚裝修氣氛不錯。

回想起來,發覺樓上酒吧是滿危險的,全棟樓才兩部小小的電梯,一條窄窄的走火通道。人客都飲得醉醺醺,如果一有火警的話,後果是不堪想像的。平常常聽見那裡那裡食肆埋怨拿一個酒牌有多難多難,一時說消防有問題、一時說治安不好、一時說附近居民投訴,真想知道為甚麼這樣的一棟舊式商業大廈改裝成酒吧大廈會能獲發酒牌,還是…

隨心隨意

請問各位一日大約收到多少個Junk Mail(垃圾郵件)?

以筆者的Yahoo account來計,每日清而過濾系統又正常運作的話每天有大約有二百個Junk Mail,可幸的是Yahoo! Mail已增大容量至1.0GB,以前常滿的情況今天不再。

有時看Junk Mail也是滿有趣的。將Junk Mail分門別類,可大約分成幾類:

1. 病毒電郵
經常有好一些有趣的標題,跟著有一個奇怪的Attachment,像潘朵拉的盒子一樣,打開了就後患無窮,筆者從不打開由不熟識的E-mail account收到的Attachment。

2. 推銷電郵
推廣產品、網址(黃色居多)的電郵不斷,也不能怪他們的,做生意就常常要推廣喔。不過現在多了很多由中國發出的電郵,當中看到亂碼的就是了,將Encoding轉做簡體中文後就會看到不少有趣的推廣,最多就是代理『發票』了,唉…中國人。

3. 騙財、騙個人資料電郵
就算筆者沒Citibank、AIG、Paypal account,都會收到不少關於筆者Account有問題的E-mail。還有大約每個星期一次由尼日利亞王子、沙地阿拉伯猶長之子、汶來王子或不知明南美非洲王子的求助E-mail,好不威風,各國王子都要筆者相助呢 ! 也真的不明白為甚麼會有人被騙,真是一樣米養百樣人…

講真就算電視電台網頁經常提醒我們不要隨便透露電郵地址,但實際上登記Forum、抽獎、用不同的網絡服務也不能避免要提供E-mail Address,好在有不少免費電郵如Yahoo! Mail去應付,用了差不多十年,一天二百封Junk Mail也真的不能避免了。之前電腦界聯手入稟法院成功控告垃圾電郵發出者,判刑入獄九年,看到此段新聞才驚覺原來發垃圾電郵每月收入能達US$700,000,真不能怪他們不斷發出垃圾電郵….

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